There was a blind rabbi; and, of course, he knew his Bible by heart and taught from the Jewish teachers by heart. The thing was, he only knew the name of one of his pupils (students): Samuel (or, Shmuel, in Hebrew). So whenever he wanted his students to read a text, he always called, 'Shmuel, you read!' So Shmuel read. But after weeks and weeks of being the only student having to read, he was fed up and thought of a way around it. The next time, he said to himself, I'll fool the blind rabbi!
The next class started, and once again the blind rabbi said, 'Shmuel, you read!' So, instead of reading, Shmuel said with a silly voice (pretending to be someone else), 'Shmuel is sick today.' So the rabbi wondered what to do for a second and said, 'Ok, you read then!' (So he had to read with that silly voice...)
Don't fool the Blind, it might back-fire.
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